This is the hoodie you accidentally wear for three days straight. It’s soft, smooth, and stylish enough to look like you triedeven if you’re just hiding from humanity. Whether you’re binge-watching, wine-sipping, or giving people the silent treatment, this is your new cold-weather soulmate.

Important Stuff (Because Details Matter Sometimes):

Fabric: 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester

Super Soft: Air-jet spun yarn = buttery feel + less pilling

Comfy Vibes: Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

No Awkward Creases: Quarter-turned body = smooth front

Stays Put: Athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
Extras: Front pouch pocket for your snacks, secrets, or sarcasm

Durability: Double-needle stitching everywhere it counts

Heads-Up: The white option may look slightly off-white. So, not that kind of bright whitemore like dont talk to me before coffee white.

Wrap yourself in cozy sarcasm. Youve earned it.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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